So the Grand W*****d is dead!!! I looked on Wikipedia and thought The Obo Scribe was quite right in his request.
So, unless the rest of you come up with a better idea, I have changed my name to the Grand Mahout which, I believe is not connected to any despicable far right, fascist, racist organisations (other than OS that is).
My old schoolmate, who now runs Lancashire County Council Motorcycle Safety Division, has offered any of us the opportunity to have a free assessment with one of their 'top notch' instructors, free of charge.
I am going to give it a go. I just hope they don't mind me 'riding by the force!! Anyone else up for it?
The Grand Mahout