Sunday, 19 April 2009
The Far East Correspondent
The FEC has been away for the weekend. Not wishing to be outshone by Master RouteFinder, he took it upon himself to make an early start after the Curryttee Meating, and after dressing in the latest kit from the BMW catalogue, headed out. The unfortunate effects of the previous night's meal were, as it happened, about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit,which was rather apt. The original idea had to been to test the waterproofing of the new kit, but it was only when he got there, that Phil realised rain hadn't been forecast for billions of years on that particular beach.