Not content with the stupid anti-midge hat
and the buttock-firming and toning Avon repellent
I have invested in the masterstroke of insect repellency. I am assured by the shopkeeper that sold me this,
that I will have no problem getting a seat by myself in the pub, especially if I keep the hat on. Time will tell. I am considering trying these out 'en masse' at the Curryttee Meating to guage the reaction of my fellow Obotosobomites. Try saying that without the vowels.
As a further thought, do you think the Tiger will need midge repellent too, or will its' angry face scare them off?