There he was, the PR Secretary of a world famous and almost expanding cultural organisation, riding quietly down the road, when without warning he passed the sign on the pub saying 'Free Deuchars'. What was a man to do - it was obvious really - he anchored on and the four piston Tokai calipers were just too much for Johnny Fartpants' forks. They snapped like the first poppadom of the night at the clubhouse.
The PR secretary was devastated to learn that Giovanni Deuchars was in fact a famous Boggart rustler who was subject of a groundswell of public opinion demanding his release!
Grand Mahout
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