At the last Curryttee Meating, the Cool District Librarian magnanimously offered to assist the support crew in their duties. Remember this little lot?Apparently some of them looked a 'little mucky' and needed a wash, and the Cool DL believes he is the man for the job.
I'm not so sure. I find the support crew an onerous responsibility, it is true, but I fear it may be too much for our bibliographic representative. We all know how he gets around books, so imagine what might happen if a member of the support were to learn how to read? What would that do for his blood pressure?