Now the girls wont talk to me!!! I don't know what they are all thinking. You would think that they would be proud of having a Grand Mahout in the family. What's so special about wizards anyway!
Stevey Boy is in the Shorrocks Knackers Yard awaiting his first service. They were most taken aback that I didn't buy it of them. I explained that they should be grateful I didn't land the KTM Rattle Monster on them with all the latent warranty problems they would have inherited!
Yours obotosabatically
The Grand Mahout
Pah!
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Spekky geeks, the lot of 'em.
Mahouts rool. Always befriend a man with endless supplies of elephant poo.