Wednesday, 15 April 2009
PR Secretary now known as Paul Budgie
We were awaiting the outcome of The PR Secretary's audition for the latest sequel of the ' Privates of the Colne Being' with some interest. There were those who suggested that he only auditioned because of the chance to 'get to know' Keira Knightley. When he discovered that she was not a fan of rhubarb and custard, however, PRS knew that she was not the girl for him, and he could never work with such a philistine. So, the audition never happened. Better luck next time, Keira.