PR Secretary

A curious rumour has spread regarding our esteemed Public Relations Secretary, insomuch as he has been spotted out and about. Depending on who you speak to, the rumour has it that he has been spotted riding Vin Diesel's bike.

I, myself, find this slightly odd.
Having spoken to another witness, it wasn't Vin's bike. Rather, PRS was wearing Diesel jeans.

Yet another witness says these reports are both wrong, and that he actually smelled of diesel. This seems much more likely.

But even this turns out to be wrong.
The latest news suggests it wasn't fuel, but aftershave!


Frankly, dear followers, it all seems rather strange.
I await further developments with interest...