Picture the scene. There I was, with some guys from work, in one of Ronald McDonalds fine restaurants, in St Helens. I have exquisite taste, you know. It was 9.30 in the morning, and I was ordering a coffee, and watching another of the McD staff pouring a large strawberry milkshake for a customer in the drive-thu.
Making smalltalk with the girl serving us, I said
" Who on earth drinks a large strawberry milkshake at this time in a morning?"
Now then, what reply would you expect?
" I don't know, Officer. I'll go and find out for you."
Fortunately, I managed to stop her.