What now?

Pipe and slippers for Medial Malleolus. Not content with swapping a Tiger for a kitten, he has now gone the whole hog and aged 25 years overnight.

This is a sneak preview of tomorrow's News of the Wild, and the lead feature entitled 'Oboto Sobatmas, and the Fourth Horseman of the BMW Apocalypse', subtitled 'MM joins the Master RF, FEC and Grand Mahout in a German Takeover'.