Friday, 7 January 2011


Now then, Kelly. How many times do we have to tell you?
This  flagrant attempt at attracting the attention of Oboto Sobatmas smacks of a little desperation, don't you think?
Dressing up in leathers might be alluring to Th'Curryttee, but you let yourself down with the handbag. Looks too much 'Gucci' and not enough 'Shoei'. Talking of Shoei, what sort of boots do you call those, Kelly? They're not Alpinestars, that's for sure. Get yourself down to Altbergs and buy a proper pair.
If you just put some effort into learning how to use a spanner, and how to make decent custard, you might just be acceptable as a member of the Oboto Sobatmas Pit Crew.

Still, God loves a tryer, as they say.

No comments:

Post a Comment