The Wizard's Laboratory...

Eye of newt and wing of bat, splash of ACF-50 and tickle with a combination spanner, and POOF! a brand new Grand Wizard emerged from the fog.

Part Three

Ackers!
ACKERS!!!!
ARE YOU IN THERE?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Cath shouted through the letterbox.

Grand Wizard dropped his rachet.
The game was up.

Part Two

The letterbox on the old garage door rattled briefly.
'Wind must be getting up' thought Grand Wizard.'Good, it'll mask the noises'.
The time had come. As he took another step towards_

Part One...

The Grand Wizard found himself alone in the garage. The smell of warm V-twin beckoned him. A splash of WD behind the ears, methinks, and dim the lights.
V50 trembled with nervous anticipation of what it imagined it was about to witness. Stelvio sighed. Lawnmower, startled by the sound, rumbled onto the darkest corner and hid behind the bikerack.
Grand Wizard steathily crept across toward Stelvio. He made himself jump with an involuntary click from the 1/2 inch drive rachet in his hand.
'The time has come' he muttered gently to no-one in particular. Warm 10W/40 wafted gently thr

'How funny? How freakin' funny would it be if that door Az is leaning against suddenly swung open?' Paul mused.
'How can I make that happen? Hmmm....'

"and then, I came round the corner, it was a left hander, no, hang on, it was a right hander. No, I'm wrong, it was a left hander, followed by a right, two lefts, a right and then a final, tighter left. There was an interesting Durham brick wall to the nearside, and a grid on the offside, and a blue Ford Focus, or was it a Fiesta, no definitely a Focus, came round the bend and he was at least an inch onto my side and I thought, well, cheeky blighter, so I speeded up to 26 miles an hour and..." Sam stifled yet another yawn, Grand Wizard searched desperately for the long-overdue ferry, Mick wondered if that was the white van coming to take him away, and Az continued to pontificate, fortunately unable to read the minds of the committee.

Why do posts disappear?

So when I have just spent 20 minutes typing an hilarious diatribe the entire post 'phutts' out of existance.

I used almost a full Theosaurus of posh words an all!!!

Dejected Grand Wizard

The Grand Wizard, Guzziste and Elefant Botherer. Make of that what you will.
You know what they say, ' A Stelvio in the hand is worth two KTMs in the garage'.