Crikey, it's spreading. I always knew, once the word got out....
Perhaps our Uncultured Attache should pack an overnight bag and take it with him wherever he goes seeing as how he keeps getting invited to fingerpaint parties 'down the nick'. I can only assume he rolled up the wrong trouser leg. Just so that you know - it is your own trouser leg you are meant to roll up, not that of the Police Officer...
