Feeling the early onset of the H1N1 virus, the Cultural Attache for SNOT decides that he will have a lie down whilst taking Gilbertesque angled photographs.

Slightly later as the PR Secretary rounded the corner at 80mph with his front tyre scrabbling for grip, the virus was totally forgotten about and replaced with an involuntary bowel lurch. Skid marks ensued but dont tour around Northern Skye looking for them!!!!